Anonymous: can we go for a cup of coffee one day at a cafe in paris sitting under a dainty pastel umbrella blocking the golden sun in the blue european sky so that we can look over and make eye contact with alfred knowing we and him are happy forever and always?
omg. ily. ALFRED IS MY FAVORITE. LET’S MAKE HIM HAPPY. Wait am I Bruce Wayne or Catwoman? Because I want to be Catwoman.